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my i just masturbated happy easter face

my i just masturbated happy easter face

— 4 days ago with 21 notes
#afternoon  #stroll  #olympic park  #seoul  #me 

Drunk at the opera

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#hi  #Someone gave us two obscenely expensive tickets for free  #sejong center  #opera  #and soju  #great things happen in  #gwanghwamun  #seoul  #but then we forgot to sleep  #and I have work soon  #goodnight cruel world 

travelry:

Today I went to Kanamara Matsuri in Kawasaki, Japan, also known as ‘Festival of the Steel Phallus.’ It is based on an old legend of a sharp-toothed hidden vagina demon, called ‘vagina dentate’, that castrated two men on their wedding nights. A local blacksmith welded an iron phallus to break the demon’s teeth. Now the phallus is enshrined and people attend this festival to pray for protection against STIs and for increased fertility. The atmosphere was amazing, lots of music, chanting, and the smoky aroma of grilled sausages, hotdogs and octopus balls from the food stalls. At midday there was a huge procession where the large pink phallus, called Elizabeth Mikoshi, was paraded around town.

— 2 weeks ago with 325 notes
#the stuff of nightmares  #why don't they celebrate v dentate instead  #is peen really the be all and end all of fertility  #or anything ever  #It's so ridiculous i wanted to laugh but i was too repulsed and disturbed to