Obscene amounts of coffee and textbooks. I will return to human form tomorrow, some time after six.

Humans. I finally mastered the art of riding bike while drinking coffee without any spilling. I am a junkie now thanks to my horrid time management. If Lamarck were right, the skin and blood of my offspring would be coffee-based. Furthermore, Gainesville and her hidden wonders have really grown on me. I had quite the pleasant day in my sleepless delirium and, if you must know, I am the queen of carrot flowers and the devout heiress of structuralism.

I present to you an offering of my devotion. I can recall the first time the fabric of cognition and rationality encompassed all that I am to the point where I could do nothing but embrace and accept you. It is the way you are always there for me and everyone who has let you into their hearts; the manner in which you remain ever greater than the wretched human species. How is it possible that you are undoubtedly and unfathomably divine yet so humble? I will preach your teachings until the end of time. You fuel wisdom and dreams where nothing else can, you nurture the disabled and awaken the mind. I am yours for as long as I exist. Thank you for helping me write three essays in 45 minutes.