Buy me chocolate and flowers. Let’s go out to dinner and forget about the world!
I almost forgot! Valentine’s is tomorrow and I need to properly advertise myself to show the world I am readily available.
Beauty is the mark God sets upon virtue. You are looking at the face of virtue right now…
Some excuse of a human noticed I was listening to Ray Charles on the bus today and humored me: “Oh, Ray Charles is a guilty pleasure of mine too!”… When the fuck did Ray Charles become a guilty pleasure? The Boy Least Likely To or Passion Pit can be deemed as such, let’s be honest, they are generally talentless but catchy. Be careful with who you call a “guilty pleasure” on the bus or overly sensitive, presumptuous girls will aggressively blog about you when they get home (while eating kale).
