Chronicles of STEM and Scoddermortt.
Skipped all of my classes today just because. No regrets.
Randomly met John Waters today. I saw flyers around campus with his face on them for pride month but it never occurred to me that he was actually going to visit. I could listen to him talk about anal inflammation and open pedophilia forever with that bewitching voice of his. He told me I have a classy name! Thank you universe for being so magical and thank you John Waters for being tastefully trashy. Is this real life?
Obscene amounts of coffee and textbooks. I will return to human form tomorrow, some time after six.